Overheard during litter picking:
"Hmm... which one shall I take? It's just so hard to choose."
"Well - that wrapper really stands out; the mouldy ice cream and mayonnaise stains look particularly striking!"
"Yes, but I like the look of contents of this plastic bag. Looks like rodent hairs and old hamster bedding."
"Mine's that oily torn T-shirt..."
With thanks to the children of KS1, the Ridgefield "Going Greener Project", and the local park.