One of Mrs Morten's best ideas ever was the House Captains' Garden Competition. Everyone says so.
It was all a bit of a mystery to me, to be honest - including the impromptu appearance at my desk one day (while I wasn't looking) of a spectacularly hideous garden gnome. (In my humble opinion, there's only one thing worse than a gnome in your garden - and that's a squirrel!)
Anyway, whatever happened, Air House won....