After nearly an entire half term of stalking around the school terrorising children and staff alike, the deadly, rabid table has finally been apprehended and secured to a wall under Mrs Etienne's watchful gaze - to the immense relief of the entire school community!
Remember - this table is very dangerous and MUST NOT be provoked:
- do not attempt to move it under any circumstances
- do not put anything on it, under it (or even near it)
- do not stand close to it
- do not give it anything more than a brief, cursory glance
- do not discuss it within earshot