Deadly Table Apprehended

After nearly an entire half term of stalking around the school terrorising children and staff alike, the deadly, rabid table has finally been apprehended and secured to a wall under Mrs Etienne's watchful gaze - to the immense relief of the entire school community!

Remember - this table is very dangerous and MUST NOT be provoked:

- do not attempt to move it under any circumstances

- do not put anything on it, under it (or even near it)

- do not stand close to it

- do not give it anything more than a brief, cursory glance

- do not discuss it within earshot